Where is the hickey?
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
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