he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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