I should be sponsored by Trojan
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Randomize
