I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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