My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
only you would photoshop your dick
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
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