This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
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