If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
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