school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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