So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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