he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
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