check it out our google latitudes are spooning
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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