I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Sacagawea was the original milf.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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