THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
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