ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
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