my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
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