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so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
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