There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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