She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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