Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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