idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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