Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
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