Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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