2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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