I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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