My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
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