And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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