So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
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