is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
My bed is full of blood and feathers
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
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