Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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