It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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