so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
you scattered cereal all over the floor so you could "re-trace your steps and figure out what happened." 20 min later you yelled about the mess and let the dog in to clean it up. 5 min after that you screamed since the cereal was gone. you suspected me and locked me in the bathroom so i could "think about what i'd done"
and you bit everyone who tried to let me out. no more tequila for you. EVER.
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