Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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