its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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