so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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