It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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