I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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