Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
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