Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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