Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
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