Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
i just had sex bonerless
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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