what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
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