Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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