i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
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