cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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