mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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