When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
Randomize