East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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