im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
The struggles of a small town man whore
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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