How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
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