we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
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