Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
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