so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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