How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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