Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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