So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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