Can Purell be used as lube?
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
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